A Tale as Old as 1989

 

Forged in the heart of Mordor, born in the fiery depths of Mount Doom, I was the son of a preacher’s man, and one day I will write a bio that isn’t awful. Today is not that day.

I shoot, write, edit and I’m always hydrated. If you’re interested in getting in contact with me for work, commissioning a bad t-shirt design, or talking about Mike Trout as the greatest baseball player of all-time, my email is below.

I’m not qualified, but sure, I’ll DJ your event.

 
 
 

tylercheshire@hey.com

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Some Random Facts

 

  • Had the highest score in the world in Tetris for a singular day. I still see the bricks when I close my eyes

  • I spill at least one glass of water a day

  • Live with the constant regret that I didn’t see Mad Max: Fury Road in theaters enough

  • I often have a mustache and it’s not to be ironic

  • Officially ordained by the Universal Life Church

  • I like pizza but not enough to marry it, which I could do because I’m officially ordained

  • I still buy actual physical blu-rays