A List Of Band Names Adam And I Came Up With, In Half An Hour, Five Years Ago

When writing, sometimes you have to make up things. You would think this was part of that, but we were just up late one night and decided to come up with as many band names as we could in thirty minutes.

I don’t think the world is ready for my list of Improv team names yet.

Before you get to the list here are some albums I’ve been listening to this week: Ada Lea - one wheel on the steering wheel, Turnstile - Glow On, Illuminati Hotties - Let Me Do One More, Wild Pink - A Billion Little Lights, Colleen Green - Cool

Okay, now some stupid band names.

  • Bread Makes You Fat?

  • Cut it Out, Todd

  • Jack Handles

  • Hole Jeans

  • HalloKween

  • My Wife

  • Daily Vitamins

  • Headfirst Slide

  • Grow Up 

  • Citizen Frasier Crane 

  • Coke or Pepsi? 

  • Yolo Journalism 

  • Grandma's Recipe 

  • Sammy Sosa

  • Weapons Of Mass Defunction 

  • Malfunctioning Robot 

  • Game Over

  • Continue?

  • Curling Iron Maiden 

  • Prescription Sunglasses 

  • Transition Glenn's 

  • Period Piece 

  • Hello From City Island 

  • Straight Sets 

  • Slash and Yearn

  • Scorched Birth 

  • Atilla the Nun 

  • Caught Red Banded 

  • Cold Cereal 

  • Milk Attack

  • Winter Scarf 

  • Summer Snatch

  • Brad, Quit 

  • The Body of Chris 

  • Dolly Pardon My Reach 

  • Expiration Date 

  • Knock it off, Ken 

  • Cargo shorts death squad 

  • Politically Disconnect 

  • Guff 

  • Dilge 

  • Scrunt 

  • Slunt

  • Ken Sideburns 

  • Sophie's Choice, It's Pancakes! 

  • It's Been One Week

  • Starring Tom Cruise

  • Alien Berlin 

  • Netminder 

  • Open Look

  • Juwanna Man 

  • Leg Day

  • Trix are for Dead Rabbits 

  • Pants Stuff 

  • Key Party 

  • Broken Shart 

  • Bed Head 

  • A Street Car named Casual Sex 

  • James Bondage 

  • You've got white male privilege

  • Face Chugger 

  • UV Index 

  • Ask Jeeves 

  • Together With Their Parents 

  • Six Month Check up 

  • Hot point 

  • For What 

  • By Whom?

  • Moon Landing 

  • Mission to Bars 

  • Space Race 

  • Simple City 

  • Red or Green with Envy 

  • Ground Beef Cakes 

  • Tumbleweeds 

  • I'm on Break 

  • Give me the 3 Iron 

  • Burnt Waffles 

  • Dim Sum of All Fears 

  • Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Pack 

  • I'm Full 

  • Canned Goods 

  • Road Side Assistance 

  • Two thumbs, sup 

  • I'll Text You Back

  • My phones acting weird 

  • New saxophone, who dis 

  • Coming Soon 

  • Don't touch that, it's hot!

  • Lost in the Couch 

  • I Forgot Sunscreen 

  • SPF 69

  • Speed Limit 69 

  • Hold my Hair 

  • Solid 98

  • They’re Puerto Rican 

  • Above Average 

  • 3 out of 5 

  • Struck out Looking 

  • Looking Struck Out 

  • Kid's birthday party 

  • Tasteless Teens

  • Beach Boy

  • Beatle

  • Make Cats Gayer