When writing, sometimes you have to make up things. You would think this was part of that, but we were just up late one night and decided to come up with as many band names as we could in thirty minutes.
I don’t think the world is ready for my list of Improv team names yet.
Before you get to the list here are some albums I’ve been listening to this week: Ada Lea - one wheel on the steering wheel, Turnstile - Glow On, Illuminati Hotties - Let Me Do One More, Wild Pink - A Billion Little Lights, Colleen Green - Cool
Okay, now some stupid band names.
Bread Makes You Fat?
Cut it Out, Todd
Jack Handles
Hole Jeans
HalloKween
My Wife
Daily Vitamins
Headfirst Slide
Grow Up
Citizen Frasier Crane
Coke or Pepsi?
Yolo Journalism
Grandma's Recipe
Sammy Sosa
Weapons Of Mass Defunction
Malfunctioning Robot
Game Over
Continue?
Curling Iron Maiden
Prescription Sunglasses
Transition Glenn's
Period Piece
Hello From City Island
Straight Sets
Slash and Yearn
Scorched Birth
Atilla the Nun
Caught Red Banded
Cold Cereal
Milk Attack
Winter Scarf
Summer Snatch
Brad, Quit
The Body of Chris
Dolly Pardon My Reach
Expiration Date
Knock it off, Ken
Cargo shorts death squad
Politically Disconnect
Guff
Dilge
Scrunt
Slunt
Ken Sideburns
Sophie's Choice, It's Pancakes!
It's Been One Week
Starring Tom Cruise
Alien Berlin
Netminder
Open Look
Juwanna Man
Leg Day
Trix are for Dead Rabbits
Pants Stuff
Key Party
Broken Shart
Bed Head
A Street Car named Casual Sex
James Bondage
You've got white male privilege
Face Chugger
UV Index
Ask Jeeves
Together With Their Parents
Six Month Check up
Hot point
For What
By Whom?
Moon Landing
Mission to Bars
Space Race
Simple City
Red or Green with Envy
Ground Beef Cakes
Tumbleweeds
I'm on Break
Give me the 3 Iron
Burnt Waffles
Dim Sum of All Fears
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Pack
I'm Full
Canned Goods
Road Side Assistance
Two thumbs, sup
I'll Text You Back
My phones acting weird
New saxophone, who dis
Coming Soon
Don't touch that, it's hot!
Lost in the Couch
I Forgot Sunscreen
SPF 69
Speed Limit 69
Hold my Hair
Solid 98
They’re Puerto Rican
Above Average
3 out of 5
Struck out Looking
Looking Struck Out
Kid's birthday party
Tasteless Teens
Beach Boy
Beatle
Make Cats Gayer