As a sophomore attending La Cueva high school, in Albuquerque, New Mexico, I was enrolled in an honors geometry class, even though I had no honor, nor class, in regards to geometry. Most of the class was spent watching episodes of The Office, on my friend Brady’s engraved, black, iPod video*. He mentioned how he was one of the first people in Albuquerque to get one. In his mind he believed this, so it was true in mine. Half radio, half television, it was only good at like three fourths of those things. I don’t know if that math checks out, but as it has already been established that I’m bad at math, that’s the joke.